Wednesday, May 06, 2009

TAX ....

..siap dah.Di Singap0re ni,submission ( e-filing ) will be done on April.
Biasalah kan, nak update rebet for insurans policy , zakat, donation, etc...
Then, the invoice will be sent to your address between May- Nov.And ,you can choose payment mode.Nak bayar semua cash boleh,partial payment boleh,installment boleh,pakai credit card pon boleh...macam-macam ada.

I left my previous employer kan last year ,sOOoo as foreigner ,i have to do my tax clearance b4fore join new employer kaaannn ,and they will re-culcalate back lah nanti percentage nya for year 2008 ....and minggu lepas, ..takde hujan takde ribut, habis jer aku buat e-filing,atas meja aku ada check dari IRAS ( Inland Revenue S'pore) ,around SGD300.
Aku bayar lebih dedulu ( ni 3rd time aku dapat !),sOooo..depa pulangkan.
Ah?sikit?...oiii..300 jer pon duit jugak yer.Cuba kalikan dengan 2.4 ..haaaaaaaa...dahhh boleh pi buat botox beberapa sesi.Ini contoh jer dol!Mak makan tempe jer nak tegangkan muka.

Untuk aku,sebagai "foreigner",adalah system culcalation nya kaaaan.
Every country ,have their system/percentage ...
To those who wants to work in S1ngapor3 , the tax not that high.OK larrrrr.
Not that expensive as UK or Australia.Gila nyahhhhh kalo mak dok London,40% dah pergi kat tax.And not free as UAE or those timur tengah country.
Gila nyaaaahhhhh,patutlah kalo aku melawat blog bebudak yang kerja sana, memanjangggggg depa tayang LV, PRADA ,Chopard,Gucci ...macam beli bawanggg gituh kaedahnya.Zara tu tak payah sebut la..macam beli cikedis or cucur kodok jer kaedahnyaaa kan...hari-hari boleh beli.Kekekekekkeke.

Ok, sebut pasal Tax ni, aku teringat satu cerita, masa aku zaman kerja di KL dulu.
(ko Ingat lagi tak Coy?..kakakaawakaak)
Syarikat tempat aku bekerja tuh,gigihhhh betol hire orang-orang dari negara Bollywood sanaaa haaa..Kalo ko perasan,orang2x IT memang banyak di import dari sana lah kan.Nak jadik cerita,bila mereka nak meninggalkan Malaysia ,they have to do tax clearance first.Ini procedure,mana-mana negara sama jugaaaa.Eh eh eh apsal aku bercakap gaya orang sana?
So..this bunch of employee ,is either they don't check,or don't care ,not being inform or not aware that nothing is free in this world(except oxygen..udaraa..) ,they facing a problem to leave Malaysia.Masa tuh,contract they all dah habis,so they want to go back for good or they have to leave the country ,or chaneg employer ,sbb visa kerja etc dah habis tempoh kaaannnn..So,they all ni raise lah their concern,mengamuk lah kan on why do they have to pay ..aiyyOoooo tambi..ko ingat ko raja ker?Raja Gopal?Yang kelakar nya, aku pon termasuk dalam mailing list tuh,so dapatlah baca "amukan" mereka,siap nak pasang lawyer bagai..siap ada yang reply -mereply "my uncle is a lawyer, my brother is a lawyer...my neighbour is a lawyerr..bagai-bagaii..".You knowwww lah kan...Of course agent depa buat bodoh..and those bunch of people feel they are cheated.Some of them siap tulis,dia takde duit at all etc,dah hantar kampung.So berlaku lah drama-drama di situh.You knowwww...drama bollywood...boleh bayangkan???nasib baik dalam e-mail,kalau real life,sure ada adegan tumbuk-tubuk,hero melompat dari atas gunung dan jatuh tepat di atas kereta yang di kejar di hi-way tepi gaung ,adegan guling guling nyanyi atas padang kesedihan..

so,bagi yang decide nak kerja di negara orang untuk cari rezeki dan pulang ,tax adalah salah satu faktor yang perlu di fikirkan,untuk decide,negara mana nak tuju.I said, ONE OF THE FACTOR yer..so terpulangggg..

6 comments:

  1. turl,
    gues wat?
    aku x penah baya cukai pun all my life!
    file pun xde!
    hehe terejal x aku nih? :)

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  2. singapore best tak kerja?

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  3. Anonymous4:27 PM

    INGAT~!!!!!!!! hehehe. aku paling ingat depa komplen employer depa (ntah vendor mana ntah, bollywood gak kot) bagi depa makan maggi and biscuit ke apa kan. cam tragis jek. padahal engineer.

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  4. pinkebaya,
    haaaaaaaaaaa(?),

    oiii LHDN officer,tolong kejar ini satu minahhhh!!patutlah ini minah everyday tony romas jugaa.Kannnnn.
    gov officer somemore...ekekkekek.
    keji kauuu...rupanya kau masih pakai pampers...kan(!!).Hahahhaa.
    ala-ala kalau bayor tax ni petanda kau dah "dewasa" tauuuuu.hehhehe.
    i hope no one stop you at klia when u travel oversea for not paying tax...kekekkekeke.
    **aiyaaa,me talking so much ah?..sendrik duduk malaysia ,bayor tax kat negara jiran.errrrrr...

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  5. AMMOSHAM,
    Thanks fro dropped by here.

    best ke tak keje singapore?...
    hummmmmmmmmmmm.tough question.
    you should try it yourself..hehehhee.i can be your tax consultant ( free!).
    muahhaahahahahha.

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  6. COY,

    hahaaahhaa...tarjiss dan kejiii sangat kan kejadian ituuuuu( !!!)
    rasa mcm tak percaya jer.kalo indon datang naik tongkang tak bayor tax tuh,mak paham laaaa...ini profesional2x worker katanyaaaa.muahahahhaa.
    tapi kan,tah apa agent tuh dah klentong.aku ingat agent depa Amerio ker something like dat.Sure agent dia pon belit2x...talking bout belit2x talk,no one can beat them ..kan( !!! ).

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