mistaken identity ?

ok..lets forget for awhile about my suggestion that I am going to make to Datuk bandar JB in order to make JB more properous and happening on par with the neighbour.I will come back to that later...

Now,given that business are (very) slow today, and the TWO tikus are not around too, lets the kucing put her melunjur feet on top of the 3 CPU under her cubicle , and write some merepeks stuff, less stress stuff...( eh! iye ker?).

Gini kak Timah oiiii...........

I have always always always mistaken that I am a TEACHER !or work as a teacher lah maybe...

Always !

Aku pon tak tahu kenapa kak timah oi!

I remember that during those day when I was in Penang for several years ,working for a giant MNC there,I have a regular kedai makan that I always go for quick dinner /tapau dinner , or some cool cafe that often hang out to... the waiters or the owner will simply say ..

"cekgu nak makan apa hari ni?"
"cikgu, awal balik hari ni..."
"cikgu, menu biasa ker??"
"eh...cikgu, dah lama sampai?"...

ehhhhhh.
aku ingat dia berckp dgn sapa..dgn aku ghopa nyaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
aku toleh kiri kanan aku,takde orang.
OK, maybe masa aku mula mula kerja ,aku sukaaaa pakai baju kurung ( kih!kih! kih !) ,so,rupa aku macam muka baik-baik, cikgu-like personality gituh?
Taaaaaapiiiiiiiiiiii, kdg aku bukan pakai baju kurung pon,kdg pakai sexy mexy biasa2x gituhhhh,dan still orang ingat aku cikgu.HHMmmmsssssFffffff.

Masa aku form 3,aku bersekolah di sekolah asrama,di mana ibu bapa di benarkan melawat di hari minggu.Tengah aku baikkk punya kepit file balik dari co-op lepas prep , ada mak bapak tahan aku dan...

"cikguuuu,anak saya si Syakila yang pendek-pendek,hitam manis,mata juling air, yang duduk bilik Kenanga, tingkat 2,blok B,di tepinya koperasi tu,ada tak?penat saya cari,tak ada..."tanya seorang perempuan awal 40-an.

Seeeeeeeeeeee...
Dari form 3 lah kiranya aku ni ada mistaken identity sudah?
Nak jer aku berlakon jadi Cekgu Bedah dan...
"oh Syakila yg tuh?..yarobiiiii nakallll sungguhhh,saya cikgu dia ni,dah tak retiiii nak kawal dia,dulu berat saya 70 kilo, lani sejak Syakila mai sini, terus 30 kilo jer tinggal...haa..ni tah fly pergi mana tah nih haaaaaaaaaa".

Tapi taklah gituh,aku just senyum balik and bagitau , yang aku ni student situh,bukan cikgu.

Dannnnnn...banyakkkkk lagi lah incindent,kalo nak cerita, tapi, tak koser noksss aku nak menaip banyak-banyak.Cuma,kesian jugoklah kat mak aku kan,beria jer dulu dia nak tengok one of her children to become a teacher.hiks.sampai ke laaaa ni,takder sorang ponnnn..cikgu takde, hantu ada ...hiks.Yg sorang ni aja mistaken identity.kihkihkih.

Talk about thatt...i have this dream or so called berangan during my primary school ,( berangan is my speacility?) ,that after schooling, I would further study at Maktab( perguruan) , and become a sekolah rendah's teacher ,kawen with another cikgu matematik( god knows why I choose to berangan with cekgu matematik!!) ,raise kids and live happily ,like a fairy tale in most story books in the perpustakaan.but mannnnnnn..i was wrong ... ha ha ha .never thought that, one day I become a bangla ........

mistaken identity as a teacher pon..ok lah kan...
teacher pon teacher laaaah.cikgu itu pekerjaan mulia.so,kira ok lah kannnn.