I was at the Malaysia High Comm , Jervois Road, few weeks back,to renew my travel document, passport.Its my first time there,and its located at the secluded area,so I took a cab.
When I reached there,I paid the fare , and jalan lenggang mak limah ,walking towards the guard house.Ohhhh...kena register yourself,leave your IC or any ID card that has your photo on it, and they will issue you a visitor pass.Ohhhhh,its a huge area ( considering that Singapore is a very small country in term of size ,that ammount of building and area they reside is consider huge,spacious).Kawasan elit gituh.
A few people were qeuing infront of me,for the same purpose.Well, the Pak guard and Mak Guard will ask you the purpose of the visit etc....Uniform mereka ni pon cantekkk gituhlah kaedahnya.
Ti-ba-ti-ba, ada satu mamat India ni,datang jalan kaki,dengan muka yang nampak runsing dan muram.Dia queue sebelah aku( ada 2 line ).Very office-like dressing lah.
Oleh kerana orang depan aku ni adalah begituh complicated kottttttttttt urusan dia,sangat lah lambatttt,kiranya,kena soal banyaklah dgn mak/pak guard,jadik aku ni pon dok menugggulah,beratur tunggu turn.Queue sebelah tu lajuuu,dan sampai lah turn lelaki India yg aku sebutkan tadi tuh.
Dia beritahu Pak Guard( tak payah nak curi dengar,memang kuat perbualannya) yang passport dia hilang.Bag pouch dia hilang ,jadi dengan passport dia sekali hilang,purse hilang...muka sedih jer dia beritahu pak guard tuh.Dan dia dah pon ada police report, so, dia nak jumpa pegawai kat dalam lah...
Si Pak Guard tuh TAK BAGI dia masuk.Dan still insist to have his ID card with photo,baru nak let him in.Mamat india tuh dah explain a few times , purse pon hilang,so he has no IC ,drive license whatsoever...takde langsung.Muka pon dah macam nak nangis.
SEMUA pak guard dah tertumpu kat dia.Line kitorang pon tak jalan lah kannnn.
nak jugakkk mintak card id bagaiiiiii...eiii.
Aku kannn....hilang sabar ek.
terussssss keluar mode KAK NAM berselendang.
"Excuse me..did you heard that ,he just said all his doc was just gone.He has no ID,nothing .And as a Malaysian,this is the only option to resort to ,to get some help.So, he need to see the officer inside this building.", sampuk aku dengan mukaaaaa yang separuh senyum, separuh menyirapppp.
"But this is the procedure ", kata Mak Guard dengan muka PENOH BERKUASA VETO.
blerghhh.
" So,what are you going to do with him?Chase him away??Can I see your manager ??? or whoever is in charge here,or any datok inside there???", tanya aku pada segerombolan Pak Guard tuh.Masa aku sebut "there" tuh,tangan aku menunjuk ke arah dalam building tuh lah kann.veryyy cik kiah kan?
Semua orang dah diam.
aku main cakap jer.macam tuh lah lebih kurang script aku.geram noks.
nak jer aku cakap.."kadang2x dalam tugasan kita,adalah beberapa perkara kena bagi exception ,case by case...habis,contohnya..kalo bangunan ni terbakar,ko nak kena tanya tuan punya bangunan ni.."ohhh,perlukah saya keluar dari bangunan ni???"..gituhhh??
"ok..ok..I will let you in.fill in this form first.", akhir nya ..sambil mak/pak guard jelinggggg aku.
boleh pon.kan.
yg kelakarnyaaaa..mamat tuh seluk poket dia, dan dia jumpa lah MRT card . (di sini di panggil EZ Link card).Kiranya, card ni sesapa pon boleh buat,bukan ada gambar or link to any ID card pon..it serve as a prepaid card lah untuk naik segala mala public transport kat sini.
Pak guard tuh mintak card tuh!!!!soh letak kat situh okkkkk!!
motiffffff?????!!
koser mak noksssss,berkuasaaaaaaaaa tak tentu pasal jerrr.
Nak jer aku cakap,"cuba ko kenang balik, apa motif embassy ni tersergam kat sini?..sebab nak serve rakyat dia kan????lagi lagi lah yg di dalam kesusahan..no??dan cuba pikir balik, kalo bangunan ni takde kat sini,takde lah korang kerja kan???sooo???...motifffff ko tak reti nak diplomatik bagai???"..ayik nak tunjuk kuasaaaa jer yer.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
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Syabas, Kak Nam! hehe... aku gelak gila bila baca EZ link card tu pun depa amik! Lawak sungguh!
ReplyDeleteEmbassy mana mana pun sama, tight securitylah agaknya..pasal banyak case bomb
ReplyDeletecoy,
ReplyDeletekeji desyouuuu.
jibam,
iyolah..